I hate SEO companies. Below is my list of the most egregious SEO offenses. I know hate is a politically incorrect word, but in this case it is fitting. My disgust with SEO companies comes from days, and weeks of looking for pertinent SEO information. You might relate to a few of my top 10 offenses list. If you don't, let it serve as a warning. 99% of all SEO companies on the web look, dress, and present the same off-putting website style.
10. Everybody is an "expert!" They must be joking. These "experts" are living in their parents garage, sparking the bong first thing in the morning.
9. Getting free information will cost me an arm and a leg. Why is it that SEO service fees are hidden? That scares me dude. Then, when I order it, it becomes an invitation to repeatedly suck my bank dry?
8. The websites are so f-ing sterile! The websites say "Hey, we are just like every other SEO company with a white site!" Good luck trying to tell the difference between true SEO and flim flam SEO.
7. Everything I buy will "sky rocket" my profits! Really?! That's great. because I was wondering how I was going to sell my collection of used sox. How much traffic will I need to sky rocket my profits?
6. Everybody has a key to "the back door" of Google. Right. The only people with back door keys to Google is Google, and they don't give them away.
5. The dreaded "black hat SEO" warnings as endless page filling content. You can stop educating yourself reading this drivel, if you simply realize search engines frown on any type of spam marketing. Period. Black hat equals spam of any kind. Here is your diploma, now move on.
4. Every site is offering a "revolutionary new system to...". All of my money problems will disappear in 48 hours, and I will be on the high road to "financial freedom" instantly. In truth, Earning a living from a website takes hard work, and focus everyday to make really big money. You will also need to own some professional and analytical SEO tools that make your SEO life easier.
3. I must attend some $300 conference in Vegas. Why? Oh, I know, so that I can be like everybody else and shell out more money for a platinum program I just paid to have pitched to me. And hit the strip clubs at night.
2. The elitism is appalling. I don't want somebody explaining to me that my sight "needs deep SEO work." Translation: drink this magical elixir, and money will fall from the sky into my bank account, after SEO's drain it first! No thanks, Mr. SEO.
1. Snake oil selling websites can hit a top page rank, while long seated superior websites can be outshined by SEO tricks? I can't stand optimizing for a search engine. I want optimization for legitimacy. The long term value my site has over my snakeoil selling bretheren. I vote for SOL. Search Optimization for Legitimacy!
CoolSEOMarketingDirectory.com is a new kind of do it yourself SEO website. The website is completely open and free. All of the products promoted are a gathering of the best SEO tools the entire web has to offer, and are not site specific tools. CoolSEOMarketingDirectory.com is a black themed, unconventional, one of a kind SEO website. This site will repel half of the visitors who come to it, based on looks alone. I say too bad for them. There are thousands of run of the mill SEO sites out there. Real SEO rewards the unique and the relevant. In truth SEO is for the people not for search engines. CoolSEOMarketingDirectory.com is the future of SEO, and it is yours for the taking. Check it out.
10. Everybody is an "expert!" They must be joking. These "experts" are living in their parents garage, sparking the bong first thing in the morning.
9. Getting free information will cost me an arm and a leg. Why is it that SEO service fees are hidden? That scares me dude. Then, when I order it, it becomes an invitation to repeatedly suck my bank dry?
8. The websites are so f-ing sterile! The websites say "Hey, we are just like every other SEO company with a white site!" Good luck trying to tell the difference between true SEO and flim flam SEO.
7. Everything I buy will "sky rocket" my profits! Really?! That's great. because I was wondering how I was going to sell my collection of used sox. How much traffic will I need to sky rocket my profits?
6. Everybody has a key to "the back door" of Google. Right. The only people with back door keys to Google is Google, and they don't give them away.
5. The dreaded "black hat SEO" warnings as endless page filling content. You can stop educating yourself reading this drivel, if you simply realize search engines frown on any type of spam marketing. Period. Black hat equals spam of any kind. Here is your diploma, now move on.
4. Every site is offering a "revolutionary new system to...". All of my money problems will disappear in 48 hours, and I will be on the high road to "financial freedom" instantly. In truth, Earning a living from a website takes hard work, and focus everyday to make really big money. You will also need to own some professional and analytical SEO tools that make your SEO life easier.
3. I must attend some $300 conference in Vegas. Why? Oh, I know, so that I can be like everybody else and shell out more money for a platinum program I just paid to have pitched to me. And hit the strip clubs at night.
2. The elitism is appalling. I don't want somebody explaining to me that my sight "needs deep SEO work." Translation: drink this magical elixir, and money will fall from the sky into my bank account, after SEO's drain it first! No thanks, Mr. SEO.
1. Snake oil selling websites can hit a top page rank, while long seated superior websites can be outshined by SEO tricks? I can't stand optimizing for a search engine. I want optimization for legitimacy. The long term value my site has over my snakeoil selling bretheren. I vote for SOL. Search Optimization for Legitimacy!
CoolSEOMarketingDirectory.com is a new kind of do it yourself SEO website. The website is completely open and free. All of the products promoted are a gathering of the best SEO tools the entire web has to offer, and are not site specific tools. CoolSEOMarketingDirectory.com is a black themed, unconventional, one of a kind SEO website. This site will repel half of the visitors who come to it, based on looks alone. I say too bad for them. There are thousands of run of the mill SEO sites out there. Real SEO rewards the unique and the relevant. In truth SEO is for the people not for search engines. CoolSEOMarketingDirectory.com is the future of SEO, and it is yours for the taking. Check it out.
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